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NEWSLETTER #40
There
have been many attempts made, by both the legal and mental health communities,
to define "insanity." But it seems to me that that term can be most
succinctly defined as: "a disconnection from reality." And the
severity of any individual's insanity is a function of the degree of that
person's disconnection from reality.
That definition, of course,
is entirely dependent on how "reality" is defined. From the point of view of the state,
"reality" is whatever the shapers of public opinion say it is. Anyone
who disagrees with the voices of authority is, therefore, insane. From that
perspective, people such as, for instance, yours truly, are completely bonkers.
But if we base our definition on a relatively objective reality,
then most of the people that I know are, without question, insane. Most of my relatives are
insane. Most of my friends are insane. Most of the people that I work with are
insane. Damn near everyone in the country is at least mildly insane. A very
large majority are moderately to severely insane. And according to polls, at
least a third are stark raving mad.
These people hold beliefs that are clearly delusional -- that have
absolutely no connection to reality. And they persist in holding these beliefs even when not a
shred of evidence can be produced to support them. And no, I'm not talking
about people who believe in UFOs, reincarnation, and the Loch Ness Monster. And
I'm also not talking about people who believe in some supreme spiritual entity.
I'm talking about people who believe that 'weapons of mass
destruction' have been uncovered in Iraq ... who believe that 'weapons of mass destruction' were
used against our troops over there ... who even believe that 'weapons of mass
destruction' is something other than a arbitrary term cooked up recently by
Uncle Sam to describe weapons systems possessed by our 'enemies,' regardless of
the actual destructive capability of those systems.
The functionally insane also believe that Iraqis were among the
hijackers who allegedly commandeered the planes on
It's the damnedest thing, but in addition to holding these bizarre
beliefs, these people can't even seem to see the walls going up. Perhaps that
is the silver lining in being completely insane: when you are that
thoroughly disconnected from reality, you don't even know that you are living
in an asylum.
And so it is that we see the functionally insane behaving
as though they still live outside the walls .. as though nothing has changed in their lives ... as though
their children haven't been stripped of any sort of meaningful future. You see
these people everywhere, walking around without a care in the world, discussing
who should have won the last American Idol, who the newest Bachelor
should choose as his soul mate, whether a professional bodybuilder would make a
better or worse governor than a professional wrestler, and whether Dr. Phil
gives better relationship advice than Dr. Laura.
The beliefs of the
functionally insane are not, by definition, based on objective facts, so it can
be quite frustrating trying to communicate with one of them on anything other
than a superficial level. Fully documented facts will either be dismissed
out-of-hand or explained away using the exact same verbiage that spills from
the cable 'news' programs -- as though these people's minds are mere
tape-recorders, rather than tools for analysis. It is not uncommon for the most
severely insane to greet inconvenient facts with a practiced look that seems to
say, more or less: "What are you -- some kind of an idiot? Obviously you
don't watch Fox News, 'cause if you did, we wouldn't need to have this
conversation!"
One of the more bizarre
ideas that seems to have recently taken root in the minds of the functionally
insane is that the question of whether the Bush administration lied to the
American people during the selling of the Iraq war hinges entirely on a mere 16
words inserted into the State of the Union Address -- overlooking the rather
obvious fact that every official on the Bush team knowingly and quite
deliberately lied pretty much every time they stepped up to the plate to offer
some imaginary justification for the war.
Another strange belief that
has taken hold is that if Team Bush - at the very time that the media had
actually called them on one lie out of thousands, and at the very time that the
Congressional 9-11 committee had released a heavily whitewashed but still
damaging report, and at the very time that U.S. troop morale had sunk to levels
that could soon see the American people reintroduced to the term "fragging" - suddenly announces that a band of its
great and noble warriors have slain the sons of the evil one, then it must be
true.
About the only thing that seems to be required for a fallacious
fact to take root in the minds of the functionally insane is for a known liar
in
Never mind, for example,
that it is extremely unlikely that the Hussein brothers would be holed up in a
Kurdish stronghold, where they are, according to Team Bush, universally
despised. Never mind that it is equally unlikely that the pair would be holed
up, together, in an unsecured location with no means of escape. Never mind as
well that it is very unlikely that, between the two of them, they had just a
single guard. Never mind that it is unlikely that the two would seek refuge in
the home of a man who apparently sometimes claimed to be a relative, but
actually was not. And never mind that that home has already
been bulldozed, thus destroying all evidence of what happened there.
Never mind as well that
neither Hussein brother was known to wear a full beard. That new look,
according to
Never mind that officials at
the scene of the firefight initially said that the
recovered bodies were too badly damaged to be visually identified, which would
be expected given the firepower that was unleashed upon them, but which was,
nonetheless, directly contradicted by the release of the photos. And never mind
that while Team Bush claims that captured Iraqi officials have positively
identified the bodies, those same alleged officials have never been paraded
before the Iraqi people, or the American people, despite claims that such
displays are necessary to reassure everyone that the old regime is no longer in
charge.
Never mind that no attempt
was made to take the Hussein brothers alive, despite the fact that the real Uday and Kusai would be
invaluable intelligence assets, since they presumably know where all the bodies
are buried, and where all the mythical WMDs are
hidden, and where all the fugitive Baathists,
including their father, are in hiding. And never mind that live prisoners would
have been far more convincing than photographic images of mutilated corpses.
And never mind that it is decidedly more difficult to pass off a live
impersonator than it is to falsely identify an altered corpse.
And never mind, finally,
that there is something seriously wrong with the claim that it took 200 or more
of Rummy's best fighting men - armed with state-of-the-art missiles, grenades
and guns, and accompanied by the world's most deadly helicopters, airplanes and
tanks - several hours and millions of dollars worth of munitions to defeat an
enemy force of two able-bodied adults, one disabled adult and one young
teenager, armed only with AK-47s and pinned down in what could hardly be
described (and yet still was) as a fortified location.
Never mind all of that
because the Bushmen do not lie, so if they claim to have slain a couple of
dragons, then it must be true. And if they claim that doing so marked a major
turning point in 'post-war' operations, then that must be true as well.
Clearly, we are winning the War on Terr'ism.
Never mind that nothing has
really changed in
In the asylum, it is now
firmly ingrained in the national psyche that the Sons of Saddam are dead -- and
that is cause for joyous celebration. This is not the time for doubts about
what is in that congressional report on 9-11. Nor about
whether the Bushettes lied to sell their war.
And pay no attention to those distracting little stories that sometimes pop up,
usually only briefly, in the news. Who cares, for example, that some Brit
whistleblower decided to kill himself? Or that Bush's
nominee to head the Navy also decided to kill himself? Or that
In the asylum, none of that matters because nothing is real unless
our masters tell us that it is, and then it only remains real until it becomes
necessary to render a new reality. And the functionally insane nod their heads
in agreement, their eyes never betraying a hint of confusion over the
ever-shifting reality being created for them.
And the walls, meanwhile, get a little bit higher. Can you see
them yet?
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[As all of you are no doubt
aware, this newsletter has been on hiatus in recent weeks. Unfortunately, it
will continue to be for a bit longer. Rest assured, however, that that is not
because I have been tossed into the gulag, nor because marital bliss has
softened me. It is actually because I had the opportunity, during my recent
furlough from the asylum, to dust off an unfinished book manuscript that I had
set aside just after